not all those who wander are lost.

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.

Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

(anything) feat. Pitbull

[trickrtreatr]

Every single time

The most interesting man in the world